Sexy Dance

Poor in money but rich in self-deprecating gestures? Sign your life away—or at least an evening—with this customizable contract card, good for one sexy dance. And if signing yourself up for a sexy striptease just isn't enough, we decided to add a few small terms and agreements to make the whole arrangement a little more... interesting.

Within each card you’ll find a customizable list of terms to fulfill for your Client (the recipient of the card). After completing the front of the card and adding a few loving notes, you can either sign in advance or bring in your lawyer to review the terms line-by-line once your Client has specified his/her wishes.

Know one thing: failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the municipality of BS will result in some pretty heinous consequences.