Servitude

Poor in money but rich in self-deprecating gestures? Sign your life away—or at least an evening—with this customizable contract card, good for one night of servitude. And if signing yourself up for butler duties just isn't enough, we decided to add a few small terms and agreements to make the whole arrangement a little more... interesting.

Within each card you’ll find a customizable list of terms to fulfill for your Client (the recipient of the card). After completing the front of the card and adding a few loving notes, you can either sign in advance or bring in your lawyer to review the terms line-by-line once your Client has specified his/her wishes.

Know one thing: failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the municipality of BS will result in some pretty heinous consequences.